Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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