I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i think my cat just said my name.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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