lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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