Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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