You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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