It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
