Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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