I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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