Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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