im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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