i don't like sucking hair
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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