I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she peed on how many people?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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