I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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