it was like his penis was on wheels.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
and you fell through a lawn chair
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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