Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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