U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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