oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
