I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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