she smelled like a LAN party
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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