what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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