But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Randomize
