all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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