Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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