: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The power of my boobs compel you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
