I love black thongs
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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