im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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