I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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