let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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