the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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