i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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