I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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