And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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