I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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