I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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