Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You need Xanax blowdarts
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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