I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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