from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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