She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I AM VODKA MAN
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
