He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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