The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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