Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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