i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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