IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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