Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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