You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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