the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he was CRYING into my vagina
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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