Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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