I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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