you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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