ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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