just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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